BEWARE! Guys, If You See A Naija Babe Like This, Please Avoid Her At All Costs; She Can Send You To An Early Grave

Have you ever noticed that there are too many pick up guides and not enough real dating manuals? Well, this overview changes that for men by providing essential tips and advice for successful relationships. If you think about it, dating is the fun part of a relationship. As such, men tend to focus on the early stages too much.

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Let’s take a case study. A few days ago, a guy I know was having lunch with his family friend who is also one of my best friends. As usual, he regaled him with the tales of one of his ex-girlfriends; a crazy woman and a drama queen to boot. This guy is one of those people who have a very interesting love life. His love life often sounds like a Mexican telenova or a Nigerian movie. It is dramatic and over the top, and from my own observation all of it is as a result of the type of women he always dates.

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You’ve got to love him. I mean, he always ends up with the wrong women, at least as far as I am concerned. In fact, he seem to attract everything, from the ratchet types to the crazy ones. I am a lady and I know there are women I wouldn’t even recommend for my worst enemy to date. You can always spot a crazy woman a mile away. I mean, they always stand out. But judging from the state of this guy’s love life, and all those poor men out there who are married or dating one of these types, I have come up with a list with the hope that it will save some men from the agony of dating such women.

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Lazy and undomesticated women

Top on my list are lazy and undomesticated women. These ones can’t do the basics such as cooking a simple thing such as tea to save their lives. Differently put, they are clueless on the domestic front. So clueless that they are not in a position to supervise their own house helps. How can you supervise what you do not know? And don’t get me started on laziness, it’s the worst attribute a woman can possess.

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Needy women

Second is ‘Miss I-am-looking-for-a-man-to-save-my-life’. These types are needy. She wants someone to save her from virtually everything. She suffers from mood swings. She’s always sulking. She’s such an irritant. She wants this, she wants that. If it’s not her, it’s her brother, sister, parents and anybody related to her. Look, woman, Jesus died for all of us. Your neediness could be what keeps men away from you. And you are wondering why you are still single at 35, with no man hovering around?

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Gold Digging women

Then there is Miss Gold Digger. She sees a man and immediately she wants nothing but money. This type of woman expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is a woman. She doesn’t want to look for a job. All she does is bum around. To her, men were put on this earth to be her personal walking and talking bank accounts.

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Spoilt women

Then we have daddy’s little princess. A woman who was spoiled by her dad. She has expensive taste and expects only the best like her daddy provided. She uses her father as a yardstick to examine men she dates.  She is an attention seeker. If she even a breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you are doing to drive her to the nail salon, immediately.

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Drama queens

Last but not least is Miss Psycho. She is a drama queen. Insecure, controlling and always a victim. She loves drama and exaggerating everything. The woman who feels the need to call her man 10 times a day or who will sleep with her boyfriend’s best friend and then play victim.

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Gentlemen, when you see such women, run for the hills.

Source: Kenyan Weekly