15 Funny ‘Life Lessons’ Nollywood Movies Taught Everyone, Which Is The Funniest?

Nollywood is a treasure hove of classic Nigerian-made movies and shows.

Right from our childhood through adulthood, Nollywood has blessed us with unforgettable quips and life lessons. From ritual killers to ‘runs girls’ and more recently wedding parties, we can confidently say that the industry has truly evolved. However, we’re not here to judge, we’re only here for the banter.

 

 

So here are some ridiculous ‘life lessons’ we took from old Nollywood movies:

 

1. If you attend parties, you’ll get pregnant, catch HIV and die

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2. People who smoke and drink are evil or cultists at the very least

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

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3. If you pick money off the floor, you’ll turn to yam and die

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

4. If a woman starts vomiting, she is definitely pregnant

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

5. Don’t hire a house help, she’ll steal your husband and poison your kids

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

6. All wicked people confess and die if you sprinkle anointing oil over them

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

7. Your mother-in-law is a witch and she’ll show you pepper

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) Zumi

8. No bae or money in your account? No problem, blame it all on your village people

 

7 Hilarious 'Life Lessons' We Learnt From Nollywood (No 3 Is The Funniest) ZUmi

 

9. When you come back from America you must wear facecap and end every sentence with “…men”. How else will people know you have entered plane?

 

 

10. When one doctor can’t diagnose you, the next step is obviously a babalawo. No need for a second opinion.

 

 

11. When your stepmother offers you food it is obviously because she has poisoned it.

 

 

 

12. Your mother-in-law is the reason you’re still not pregnant 3 months after getting married. She has tied your womb inside her calabash

 

 

 

13. Your romance has not started until you chase each other on the beach. If there is no beach around you, travel and find one.

 

 

14. When you finish confessing your evil deeds, you either die or at least run mad. So just keep that confession to yourself.

 

 

 

15. Any girl that just came from America is an ashewo, the village ones are the only good ones. Go and wife them. Don’t worry even the illiterate ones speak perfect English.

 

 

 

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